Felicity Harley
1 min readMay 2, 2019

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Umair I think the important opinions unfortunately reside in Ohio, Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, Iowa and Illinois. Those voters will vote for Joe Biden and that’s what’s important right now. As far as Florida is concerned the sooner it goes under water the better as far as I’m concerned. Now on with positive thoughts.

Vice President Stacey Abrams will then become the first female black President at some point (YAY). Alexandria will head the Department of Energy, Pete the Treasury, Beto will head HHS, Juan will head Education, and Michelle will head State. Obama will go onto the Supreme Court for a lifetime appointment after RBG resigns. I’ve not fogotten Corey, and Kamala because they need to keep their butts firmly in the Senate (unless we can replace them with Democratic butts) and we need to turn Texas, Georgia and all the other purple States blue. After that we need to stack the Supreme Court, Corey and Kamala will think about doing that and may even serve on it.

Then we have the policy table with Warren and Bernie with Stacey and Joe and their fabulous Cabinet sitting at it as equals and shovelling the mounds of horse shxx out of the Constitutional and policy stable (placed their by you know who), replacing it with sweeter smelling hay.

Meanwhile SDNY will be going crazy and eventually there will be a procession of orange jumsuits heading to the hooska including the alien that now occupies the Justice Department and looks like he came in from Star Wars.

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Felicity Harley
Felicity Harley

Written by Felicity Harley

writer. student of the human condition & psyche. grounded by family, garden and good wine.

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